***Wonderfully Described Definitions***

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece 

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!



CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on



ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before



CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read



SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things to go by their way. 



OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life



YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth



EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip



OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"



MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!



FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature



BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and on time
when you are early



POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later



DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!